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有一个农民，头一次进城看病。去的早，挂了一号。
　　护士喊：“幺号！幺号！幺号！”
　　农民不知道是叫他，就没答应，护士见没人答应，就叫二号进去了。这农民等了老半天见还都没有叫他，就急了，去找护士。
　　护士说：“你是几号呀？”
　　农民说：“我一号呀！”
　　“那刚才叫你，你怎么不答应呀？”
　　“你什么时候叫我了？”
　　“幺号就是一号。”
　　幺就是一，一就是幺，农民明白了。就进去看病。
　　医生问：“你哪儿不舒服？”
　　农民答：“一疼。”
　　医生不明白：“一疼？”
　　农民说：“就是腰疼。”
　　医生怒：“腰疼就腰疼，怎么是一疼？”
　　农民说：“你们的护士说一就是幺（腰），（腰）幺就是一。”
　　医生抿嘴一笑，给他开了一个条，说：“去，验大便，验小便。”
　　过了十来分钟，农民嘴角挂着屎回来了。“大夫，小便勉强咽下去了，大便实在是咽不下去！”
　　医生哭笑不得，给农民讲解一下，是“验”不是“咽”！
　　农民明白了，拿着尿瓶出去了。刚才把尿给咽完了，这回好不容易才挤出了小半瓶。刚出厕所门，不小心正好撞在一个孕妇身上，尿都洒了。农民着急了，说：
　　“这咋办？”

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